Here’s another thing you’ve been doing wrong your whole life – getting high.
Instead of crumbling weed into joints or smoking it in a bong, you should have been stuffing it where the sun doesn’t shine. That’s according to doctors in Canada – who say that inserting weed up your anus is better than smoking it, or eating it, according to High Times. Mikhail Kogan of the Center for Integrative Medicine at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. said, ‘Rectally is actually a lot more preferred because of the volume of absorption. ‘You can put a lot more and it gets absorbed a lot better, but not everybody is open to this way of administration.’
As one doctor put it, according to High Times, we know opiate painkillers work – but no one suggests that people should smoke opium.
If you smoke it, it poses health risks – and if you eat it, gastric juices get in the way. Instead, it’s full speed ahead up the Hershey Highway – although doctors advise using a suppository, rather than just stuffing clumps of bush up there.